I’m kelly johnson, a writer based in minneapolis-st.paul focused on popular culture, big emotions, and the complexities of real life.

I write a bestselling culture newsletter on substack: a twice weekly publication called THE OPT OUT that normalizes the choice not to have children. It was once described as “a letter from your wise but funny yet kind friend” and “the safest place on the internet.” THE OPT OUT was the #1 rising newsletter in its category in april and july 2025.

Reality tv is my guiltiest pleasure, and I am currently seeking representation for my debut novel, a dystopian romance that was loosely inspired by LOVE ISLAND. See my pitch deck here.